Check Out These Funny Lawnmower Fails

Well, walking behind a lawnmower is generally workout enough for most people but not this guy, who built a hybrid contraption that perhaps helps him burn more calories. It’s got to be hard to turn tight corners with this thing though. And good for him for wearing protective goggles so as to not get a flying pebble to the eyeball.

It is our belief that if you have to get a crane involved for one of your mowing projects it is probably a project that should not involve a mower in the first place. If we didn’t see this stupidity we never would have believed it. We wonder (doubt) whether he was actually able to stay on the roof.

What’s better than pushing a lawnmower around with half a bicycle? Pushing it around with your buddies’ ATV. Who needs a self-propelled lawnmower when you can just as easily sit on the front of a four-wheeler. Normally we feel disdain for laziness but not when it is combined with brilliance as in this instance.

Well, points for the idea but the execution could have been handled better. This is why you need a buddy so one can drive and one can steer the lawnmower. We must point out though that this gentleman seems a bit portly and would probably benefit from a few walked laps around his yard. Just sayin’.

Well, this is a fail of a whole different variety but a fail nonetheless. How can people/idiots be so unaware of what is socially acceptable and unacceptable? Does this guy actually not know that the sight of him could cause major accidents? Does he actually think he looks okay or better? What is going on in the world?

We are going to guess that this moment didn’t end so well. First of all, the average riding lawnmower weighs approximately 1000 pounds and the average human body is made of soft material and very breakable bones. Soooooo, yeah, this couldn’t have ended without a trip to the emergency room.

Please, someone, tell us how this is any easier or more effective than using the tool of choice for most sane individuals – the hedge clippers. Now granted, this guy has some big guns and maybe he likes showing them off like this to all his lady neighbors, it’s just that his stupid is showing as well.

It’s not just the fact that this octogenarian is mowing his crappy little lawn in his underwear or speedos, it’s the fact that said underwear or speedos are halfway down his butt crack. Does he really not feel a breeze where you’re not supposed to feel a breeze – at least not in public. He’s got some nice gams, we’ll give him that.

You gotta get to Walmart and do your weekly shopping but you don’t have a car to get you there and back? No problem! Just call this guy. We know we should be making fun of what we see here, but we can’t help but feel like this guy is genius and making it work. We wonder what she’s sitting on exactly?

All it takes is for that lawnmower to swing back and get the guy right in the knees and you’re looking at… yep, another trip to the emergency room. Seriously, we’re not joking, will someone tell us why these idiot moves are any easier than just using the big clippers? Hell, go get an electric carving fork if you insist on using something that wasn’t intended to trim your hedges.