LEFT ALONE: What About Grandma?

Six years ago, we published What About Grandma on AFP and it became an instant classic. Well, this week, we received this letter from the family and wanted to share:
“Wanted to drop you a quick line and let you know that our famous Grandma passed away this past weekend. She loved the picture and the fact that her family was published in the book. I know the picture became a favorite around AFP as well. Over the past couple years as we’ve gathered as a family, we’ve actually had a couple of opportunities to recreate the photo. It’s become quite the inside joke in our family. I’ve attached a few more pictures plus a picture from the last time we were all together this past July (so you know that we really did love and cherish Grandma!). In addition to the six knee-shelf children she had 14 grandchildren and 27 great-grandchildren. She left quite a legacy for us all.”

Horribly: 5 Celeb Plastic Surgery Operations Gone Bad!

1. DONATELLA VERSACE (VP OF HIGH FASHION BRAND VERSACE)
It was during the 1990’s that the most noticable changes the to Donatella Versace’s lips first became apparent. Normally, untouched lower lips are approximately 50% more plump than the upper lip, and in Donatella’s case the proportions were reversed from her first operation. In addition, the designers waxy looking skin is the result of several laser treatments.
She has shown no evidence that she is unsatisfied with her appearance, and her pouty lips have become her trademark.

2. TARA REID
Best known for her role in the movie American Pie, Tara Reid received breast implants as well as liposuction in the year 2004. She admitted she had gotten her stomach artificially contoured and the procedure went south. To correct the mistake that devastated her body, Tara Reid underwent reconstructive surgery to fix her botched surgery in 2006 and later posed for playboy to show off her newly fixed body.

3. TORI SPELLING
Tori Spelling has constantly been in the media spotlight and unfortunately for her, it has not always been glowing praise. Tori initially denied having a botched breast augmentation procedure, after continuously being targeted by the media for her severe chest depression. She finally admitted in 2008 to Entertainment Weekly “I wanted to come clean that I had my boobs done in my 20s, because people falsely write that I’ve had all these other things done.”

4. LA TOYA JACKSON
Both Latoya and her famous brother Michael used the same plastic surgeon. They also both had many of the same procedures done including chin and cheek implants and perhaps most notably,the pointy nosed look that later became associated with the Jackson family.
Over the years many have questioned why they had so many surgical enhancements, since they both started out as attractive people, and they have become known for essentially ruining their famous faces with their addictions to cosmetic surgery.

5. FARRAH ABRAHAM
Made famous by the MTV show Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham had her breasts enlarged and shortly after started a career in porn. This proved to be the least of her worries; she later underwent a procedure to plumpen her lips, but unfortunately for her had an allergic reaction to her anesthetic. She did correct the damage but not after admitting that this wasn’t the only time she had gone under the knife. She admitted to previously having a nose job, chin implants and two boob jobs.

Check Out These Funny Lawnmower Fails

Well, walking behind a lawnmower is generally workout enough for most people but not this guy, who built a hybrid contraption that perhaps helps him burn more calories. It’s got to be hard to turn tight corners with this thing though. And good for him for wearing protective goggles so as to not get a flying pebble to the eyeball.

It is our belief that if you have to get a crane involved for one of your mowing projects it is probably a project that should not involve a mower in the first place. If we didn’t see this stupidity we never would have believed it. We wonder (doubt) whether he was actually able to stay on the roof.

What’s better than pushing a lawnmower around with half a bicycle? Pushing it around with your buddies’ ATV. Who needs a self-propelled lawnmower when you can just as easily sit on the front of a four-wheeler. Normally we feel disdain for laziness but not when it is combined with brilliance as in this instance.

Well, points for the idea but the execution could have been handled better. This is why you need a buddy so one can drive and one can steer the lawnmower. We must point out though that this gentleman seems a bit portly and would probably benefit from a few walked laps around his yard. Just sayin’.

Well, this is a fail of a whole different variety but a fail nonetheless. How can people/idiots be so unaware of what is socially acceptable and unacceptable? Does this guy actually not know that the sight of him could cause major accidents? Does he actually think he looks okay or better? What is going on in the world?

We are going to guess that this moment didn’t end so well. First of all, the average riding lawnmower weighs approximately 1000 pounds and the average human body is made of soft material and very breakable bones. Soooooo, yeah, this couldn’t have ended without a trip to the emergency room.

Please, someone, tell us how this is any easier or more effective than using the tool of choice for most sane individuals – the hedge clippers. Now granted, this guy has some big guns and maybe he likes showing them off like this to all his lady neighbors, it’s just that his stupid is showing as well.

It’s not just the fact that this octogenarian is mowing his crappy little lawn in his underwear or speedos, it’s the fact that said underwear or speedos are halfway down his butt crack. Does he really not feel a breeze where you’re not supposed to feel a breeze – at least not in public. He’s got some nice gams, we’ll give him that.

You gotta get to Walmart and do your weekly shopping but you don’t have a car to get you there and back? No problem! Just call this guy. We know we should be making fun of what we see here, but we can’t help but feel like this guy is genius and making it work. We wonder what she’s sitting on exactly?

All it takes is for that lawnmower to swing back and get the guy right in the knees and you’re looking at… yep, another trip to the emergency room. Seriously, we’re not joking, will someone tell us why these idiot moves are any easier than just using the big clippers? Hell, go get an electric carving fork if you insist on using something that wasn’t intended to trim your hedges.

Funny: 10 Epic Vacation Photo Fails

There was a time in our recent history when vacation photos were reserved for those evenings when friends and family would gather and be forced to look at countless boring photos for hours. But then digital cameras and smartphones and social media were invented, and now the entire world can be bored by your vacation photos. Some vacation photos, however, aren’t so much boring as they are incredibly embarrassing to everyone in the photo, and those are the ones we all adore.
Here now are 10 epic vacation photo fails that will make you glad you weren’t there yourself.

Well first of all, we would highly recommend that the people behind this guy shut their mouths immediately. Ew, gross. We’re guessing this guy was walking around the park all day in the hot sun, drinking beer and eating disgusting fried food and this was the result – an epic and hilarious photo that will haunt all of them forever.

First we would just like to say, look at the heads of hair on this family, not too shabby. But then our eyes make our way down and we can’t help but notice the matching wetsuits, which actually look like some sort of costume you’d see on an old Start Trek episode. Yes, this family seems like a pack of aliens that you just don’t trust.

We are going to guess this photo was taken at Niagara Falls, that looks like them in the background. Either the kid in front is being viciously attacked by her parka hood (they have been known to get a little frisky) or she really, really, really doesn’t want her photo taken. We hope she’s merely camera shy.

I told you that’s not a grape! How many women has this little monkey felt up in his day? We’re guessing a lot, because he looks so innocent and cute women just want to hold him like a little baby. They fall for it every time, and then before the picture is snapped, his little monkey paw is down their shirt or bathing suit like lightening.

Uh, wow. If ever there were a photo where white people should feel embarrassed it’s this one. No no no, you guys go on having your “romantic” moment on horseback in the ocean and don’t give a thought to the poor local who’s trying to keep his head above water while holding the horses still so you two can get the shot for your Facebook page. Oy.

Mom and Billy wanted to go to the Grand Canyon, but Dad figured out that particular vacation would cost him over $1500. So he came up with a much cheaper vacation idea which was to sit on a bench and stare at the building two feet in front of you. Look at that guy, he looks so happy sitting there.

Well have a little respect and decency. This family has no idea how hard – er, difficult – it was for the male turtle to even get himself up there and, no doubt, they’re going to be there awhile if they plan on waiting for these two to finish. Get it, cause turtles do everything so slow?

The only thing sadder than this picture is the fact that Georgia and Greg did their very best to convince everyone that they actually were sitting on the back of a dolphin when this photo was taken. If no one believed their wing-walking photo over the Grand Canyon, why would they believe this one?

And speaking of Disneyland, AKA the happiest place on earth, what gives with this family? Like, this photo is almost not funny because it looks like some major sh*t just went down. Like they just had a mammoth fight or something. So why insist on taking a photo just at this particular heated moment? So we can all enjoy the awkwardness of it, of course!!

It never ceases to amaze us how some people haven’t quite grasped how the ocean works yet. You see, the tide goes out, but if you wait long enough, it always comes back in. Even if they managed to get this car out of the water, which we highly doubt they did, what makes them think the motor hasn’t been completely ruined with the gallons of salt water pouring in?